Presently Sichuan Airlines is auditioning their country’s finest 18-24 year-old maidens to staff their airplanes. To work for this airline, the would-be stewardess are requested to have the following qualities; beauty, passivity of character, slenderness, the lack of need for sleep, the ability to sing and dance, and training in martial arts. Should be easy. All they need to do is fly to the Planet of Girlish Kung-Fu Stewardesses on Broadway — but wait, in order to get there they would need a plane staffed with flight attendants.
Uma Thurman would have all but two criteria to be a stewardess for Sichuan Airlines
Emma Peel, the world's perfect woman, would not qualify to be a stewardess for Sichuan Airlines.
