It’s obvious from looking at this picture which is the taxiway and which is the runway. Nonetheless two Delta pilots accidentally put a plane down on the taxiway in Atlanta this morning. That’s like driving a semi down a sidewalk. Click the pic for the story.

The FBI suspected a hijacking yesterday when an airborne Northwest plane carrying 149 passengers overshot it’s destination by 150 miles. The pilots later claimed they were too involved in a heated argument to notice it was time to land, though a 78-minute expanse of radio silence, which at first incited panic of a possible hijacking, now has officials suspicious the pilots were dozing on-the-go. A similar incident occurred when two pilots for Go! Airlines slept through their alarm last year, if by alarm you mean desti-goddamfucking-nation.

Is this cool or what? Now if they could just replace airplane seats with ergonomic office chairs.

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Standbyes are already underwater.