Naked stewardesses are not a thing of the past

December 2nd, 2009

painted stewThis Air New Zealand stew is naked in the safety demo video (Her uniform is painted on.) Here are some more gimmicks that suck the boredom out of airline safety videos.

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Celebrity “personal assist” pooch hijacks plane

December 2nd, 2009

killer chihuahua

killer chihuahua

Maybe “hijack” is a strong word, but presently Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are facing a law suit filed by a flight attendant because their personal-assist dog allegedly attacked her as the plane was boarding.

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Blame the bomb

December 1st, 2009

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A woman is in jail today because she called an airline to falsely report a bomb on her boss’ flight in order to delay it long enough for him to make it.

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Airlines now offering onboard reality

November 30th, 2009

Evidently, Stews give good TV.

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Peanuts, Pretzels, Poontang?

November 20th, 2009

Above: Edita Schindlerova light and dark

Above: Edita Schindlerova light and dark

It was discovered recently that Ryanair flight attendant Edita Schindlerova serves up a side job as a porn star. Both Schindlerove and Ryanair are fine with that, thank you. As for the passengers, they will just have to hope she had a thorough HazMat hose-down before serving them their coffee.

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Why hate people for their skin color when there are probably tons of other, perfectly good reasons?

November 19th, 2009

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Rosa Parks never flew on a plane in the 50′s and 60′s, so discrimination was rampant. Read how crappy non-caucasions were treated inflight back then. If you juxtapose it against how crappy everyone is treated now, you can almost talk yourself into believing we’ve reached in-flight equality.

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Until you tip me you can’t call me “waitress”

November 18th, 2009

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Stewardesses will soon be expected to sell crap other than pillows, sandwiches and drinks on the plane.

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Big knockers used to get you first class . . .

November 15th, 2009

. . . Now first class gets you big knockers. Finnair unveils a frequent-flier program in which they offer free plastic surgery in exchange for air miles. A new boob job, for example, will run you 120 New York/Helsinki round trips. Just think, for just $360,000 (approximately) you could look like you’ve had plastic surgery or look like you’re just plain plastic.

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Bon Qui Qui stew

November 14th, 2009

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If airplane debris falls from the sky, will it be harmful if no one is hit?

November 13th, 2009

The tail cone fell off a Delta Boeing 777 in mid-flight the other day, landing “harmlessly” in the yard of a Long Island home.

Above: Not the actual tailcone, but still.

Above: Not the actual tailcone, but still.

“The 20-pound cone, measuring 4 feet long and 3 feet in diameter at its widest spot, was big enough to kill someone if it hit them from a great height.”

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