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Maybe “hijack” is a strong word, but presently Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez are facing a law suit filed by a flight attendant because their personal-assist dog allegedly attacked her as the plane was boarding.

A woman is in jail today because she called an airline to falsely report a bomb on her boss’ flight in order to delay it long enough for him to make it.

Evidently, Stews give good TV.

Above: Edita Schindlerova light and dark

It was discovered recently that Ryanair flight attendant Edita Schindlerova serves up a side job as a porn star. Both Schindlerove and Ryanair are fine with that, thank you. As for the passengers, they will just have to hope she had a thorough HazMat hose-down before serving them their coffee.

Rosa Parks never flew on a plane in the 50′s and 60′s, so discrimination was rampant. Read how crappy non-caucasions were treated inflight back then. If you juxtapose it against how crappy everyone is treated now, you can almost talk yourself into believing we’ve reached in-flight equality.

Stewardesses will soon be expected to sell crap other than pillows, sandwiches and drinks on the plane.

. . . Now first class gets you big knockers. Finnair unveils a frequent-flier program in which they offer free plastic surgery in exchange for air miles. A new boob job, for example, will run you 120 New York/Helsinki round trips. Just think, for just $360,000 (approximately) you could look like you’ve had plastic surgery or look like you’re just plain plastic.

The tail cone fell off a Delta Boeing 777 in mid-flight the other day, landing “harmlessly” in the yard of a Long Island home.

Above: Not the actual tailcone, but still.

“The 20-pound cone, measuring 4 feet long and 3 feet in diameter at its widest spot, was big enough to kill someone if it hit them from a great height.”

The advent of technology has brought with it the proliferation of personal porn movies onboard aircrafts. Some passengers aren’t all that keen on being trapped with giant vaginas and other sundry genitals in technicolor on the traytables next to their kids.