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The tail cone fell off a Delta Boeing 777 in mid-flight the other day, landing “harmlessly” in the yard of a Long Island home.

Above: Not the actual tailcone, but still.

“The 20-pound cone, measuring 4 feet long and 3 feet in diameter at its widest spot, was big enough to kill someone if it hit them from a great height.”

The advent of technology has brought with it the proliferation of personal porn movies onboard aircrafts. Some passengers aren’t all that keen on being trapped with giant vaginas and other sundry genitals in technicolor on the traytables next to their kids.

The Naughty Stewardesses is a porn film from 1975. Notable quotes, “You see, life to me is one big orgasm. Getting stronger and stronger . . . ” “The wildest group of oversexed and undersatisfied girls who ever graced the runway.” “They’re good little girls who wanna be bad.”

American Airlines cabin crews are to hold mock strikes until early next year, when they expect to receive permission to stage real ones. Until then they will be mocking up their mock pickets, and taking all this mocking very seriously.

In this 1967 United Airlines ad, it states that mere months ago this person could barely tie her shoes. But she was friendly and attractive, so they were able to teach her how to serve people 4-at-a-time without spilling stuff. Now she is a worthy member of society.

Even though 60s fashion designer Lilli Ann was really a man, we still think he qualifies as the queen. Here is a retrospective of the Lilli Ann stew-influenced design from back-in-the-heyday:

Which stew shown here has more plastic parts?

Veteran pilot Kevin Garrison explains with “opinionated facts” what happened to make the Northwest crew miss Minneapolis.