JetHag » inflight http://www.jethag.com Flight Attendants Gone Bad Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:31:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Essential hot-pants stew: http://www.jethag.com/2009/10/21/essential-hotpants-stew/ http://www.jethag.com/2009/10/21/essential-hotpants-stew/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:23:38 +0000 admin http://www.jethag.com/?p=115

Because in the early 70s, hot pants were what kept the planes from crashing.

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And here I thought it was for cocktails and cockpits and other cock-related sundry.

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One more cocktail and they all throw their keys into a cup and pass it around.

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flyingsaucerstew

Is this a hoop skirt from the head down?

halfnakedstewNifty crop tops and hot pants fashioned on-the-fly from first-class napkins.

pucciclownstewYes, that girl in the back is in a Pucci body suit. 100% flammable (to your cornias).

bullfighterstewThe girl on the left is serving bull’s blood onboard. Second from the right — mushroom head.

russianstewBad Bond-girl audition.

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